Been off uni for a week now, am im back to stayin up till 5 in the morning doin' fuck all and waking up at 2 in the afternoon, fan-fucking-tastic.
Hate it, wasted days!
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
Peado Alert!
Move over Diana Vickers, I have a new reality tv person to obsess over.
Wee brunette burd from harmony on britains got talent, hope tae fuck she gets through.
and how the fuck dae ye get twitter on yer blog?
Wee brunette burd from harmony on britains got talent, hope tae fuck she gets through.
and how the fuck dae ye get twitter on yer blog?
Sunday, 24 May 2009
It's My Birthday
and i'll cry if i want to.
19 seems to be a really pointless age.
16 was fun ye get tae run aboot bevvying on the street and stuff but lets look at this from a legal side of things. At 16 ye can get married, and shag n stuff, 17 ye can drive, and 18 ye can get served in pubs and clubs.
Now 19... what the fuck is there? C'mon help me here. Throw me a bone!
20 at least thats you like aw am no a teenager anymore, and 21s the big party.
But 19, theres actually fuck all and I dont like it.
I might make it fun and have my mid-life crisis this year.
19 seems to be a really pointless age.
16 was fun ye get tae run aboot bevvying on the street and stuff but lets look at this from a legal side of things. At 16 ye can get married, and shag n stuff, 17 ye can drive, and 18 ye can get served in pubs and clubs.
Now 19... what the fuck is there? C'mon help me here. Throw me a bone!
20 at least thats you like aw am no a teenager anymore, and 21s the big party.
But 19, theres actually fuck all and I dont like it.
I might make it fun and have my mid-life crisis this year.
Friday, 22 May 2009
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
I wouldn't mess with this cunt down a dark alley!
Looks like such an angry and hateful individual. Looks like hates that bass soo much! He wants to destroy it so hard!
Monday, 18 May 2009
Paolo Nutini
Is it me or does he sound like a 70 year auld guy wae a lisp in his new song?
its soo shit.
its soo shit.
Thursday, 14 May 2009
Time Travel
Has anyone else heard aboot this company that says if you pay them, they'll come back and get you when time travel is invented in the future. How fuckin' gulliable would ye need tae be to do that.
It's a bit obvious that if ye'd done that they would have already came back tae get ye coz it would have been developed in the future already. It would mean that as soon as they paid ye, they would be back to get ye. And then the fact that ye would be deed so why would they waste money coming back tae get ye when they should just keep the cash.
I hope it does exist and it has been invented in the future and remaining family members of the folk that paid are sueing the cunts left right and centre for not owning up to their duties!
It's a bit obvious that if ye'd done that they would have already came back tae get ye coz it would have been developed in the future already. It would mean that as soon as they paid ye, they would be back to get ye. And then the fact that ye would be deed so why would they waste money coming back tae get ye when they should just keep the cash.
I hope it does exist and it has been invented in the future and remaining family members of the folk that paid are sueing the cunts left right and centre for not owning up to their duties!
Green Day
Honestly what happened to them, used to be such a good band,
dookie was such a good album,
no they're possibly the worst band about.
I want the drummer (on the left) to die just for looking like a wierd cunt!
dookie was such a good album,
no they're possibly the worst band about.
I want the drummer (on the left) to die just for looking like a wierd cunt!
Banana Rolls
Daft Question: What dae ye put on a banana roll, is it just banana or are ye meant tae put anything else on it? like butter or that?
Monday, 4 May 2009
May the 4th
See if I hear that stupid star wars joke again the day, May the 4th be with you.
Aye that one. I might just have to migrate to the north pole for the day every 4th of May just to avoid it. Heard it enough every year at school aff Mr. McRoberts, Cunt would come in every year wae the same stupid star wars tie on, and crack the same stupid joke, every fucking year!
Aye that one. I might just have to migrate to the north pole for the day every 4th of May just to avoid it. Heard it enough every year at school aff Mr. McRoberts, Cunt would come in every year wae the same stupid star wars tie on, and crack the same stupid joke, every fucking year!
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