I got interviewed the other week about my views on the drinking age raising to 21.
My answer was something along the lines of:
"I am fucking raging aboot the fact they are even thinking about this!
I've been drinking since a was about 15 and I'm no waiting aboot another 3 years till am legal again.
You can fucking shag aboot at 16 and get married, fight for yer country at 17 but ye cannie have a fucking drink to celebrate it all. Whit if i want a drink after a come back fae fighting the war and laying ma wife doon after a quick shag!
It's no ma fault wee 16 year olds are running aboot getting smashed on mad dog.
See if Gordon Brown or whit ever cunts in charge of this thing passing, watch yer back 'cause im coming for you, Roundhouse kick square tae yer chops!
End of!"
Sadly this didn't make the air due to too much "inappropriate" language.
All you MP's watch yer back! Am on to ye's!
No comments:
Post a Comment