Iyaaz

I've decided to make a blog to share my thoughts and all that jazz with all you lovely people out there.

I don't know how long this will last as it's mostly out of boredom, but we'll see how it goes.

Think the best place to start is about the dream I had last night.

It started off i was hanging about wae a family like the adams family and the wee boy was pure pissed aff after out team won volleyball. Then he pure wanted to play the computer but he never had one and he was trying to get me to go get mine. I was like fuck off am no gon tae glesga just to get ma xbox! He was a spoilt wee fanny.

After that the fuckin' misses was comin' on to me and she-was-a-fuckin'-belter!

Next thing I know am on their big coach gon tae tesco's but it couldny get by the road works so ma car ended up comin' oot the back and we drove in wae that.

I was rudely awoken next. This annoyed me coz i wanted to see what wierdo's like that would eat. I'd imagine it to be something pure strange like sardines covered in jam or a battered lettuce.

Anyone has any ideas fill me in eh?

Spoilt wee prick!