Daylight

It's just dawned on me that I think this is the first time in a month that I've saw daylight on account of that I usually sleep till 4 and it's dark by then. I quite liked it, not so much of a wasted day. On the other hand I completely fucked the test I had. Spent half an hour writing up my arm so I could just cheat coz I'm no good at the study malarky, wore a long sleeve top to cover it then got in early to sit up the back only to find thats it's allocated seats and I'm right up the front. Whats the point in sitting a test if ye cannie cheat? If I fuck this up I'm considering gettin a job as a bum in London, I hear they make 30 odd grand a year. Must be balony. I think I'd make a pretty good bum, I've tried it before, I didn't make any money but, and I'd just worry about how shit I look all the time, and I'd hate sleeping in the cold. Second thought's maybe I wouldn't be a good bum. I just like the idea of being smashed all the time and having a pet dog. What qualifications do you need to be a bum anyway? If you don't need any, why not get a job as a bin man? You always get told at school, if you don't study you'll end up getting a shit job as a bin man. This is a better job then a bum I'm sure. Its basically the same job except your getting paid. Bin men raid through rubbish, bums raid through rubbish. The difference, the good old pay check!