Fuck The Channel Changer!

I think people would be more healthy if channel changers didn't exist. Think aboot when ye see these massive cunts that cannie get oot a chair what are they dain, they are sittin' watchin' the tele. If some cunt didny invent a wee hing that changed the chanel fae yer seat they'd need to get oot the seat to change the channel. They get fat coz they dont need to move to do anthing. Infact if there was no channel changer, and they were that lazy to get up and change the channel aw the time, they might no even watch tv, and dae something a bit more productive. My remotes been broke for ages and I hate getting out bed to change the channel so I usually just turn it off and dae something else. Best ever, I've found myself actually getting some work done. Fuck you mr. remote inventor!