Mini Me

1. I really hate it when big brothers on tele, coz it literally takes over, even when it's 4 in the morning and everyone's asleep. Somehow I always end up watching it anyway.

2. I really want my own mini me, I think it's just from watching big brother. Whenever I see Verne Troyer I get a wee soft spot for him. If noone will get me my own little clone, I think someone should kidnap Verne and dress him up like me. I can just imagine walking down the town with him dressed the same and all that, getting smashed together and dancing at gigs n stuff, turning heads. And clearly we'd be best pals coz he'd be just like me. But then maybe if he was just like me we'd argue all the time, coz I'd just be a dick to myself and we'd go for the same burds but he'd get them coz he's got the cute factor and the money.
Can you tell the difference?



Excuse the dodgey editing skills.