Jobbies!

Right, see if yer gonni take a shite or whatever in the middle of fucking Africa, I think I'd maybe do it away fae lions n shit. Imagine one of they bad boys tore her apart, what a way to go. Hanging aboot wae other deed folk, it'd be like, aye man a died of a heart attack, how'd you die? Aye a was taking a shite in a bush in Africa and got mawled by a lion when a jobby was hawf way oot ma arse.