Berlini

Just heard that old expression, "yer as slow as a week in berlini!".
I mind my old geography teacher used to say it to us all the time, but back at this point I didn't know it was a prison in Glasgow. I just thought it was some boring old town in Germany that nae cunt wanted to go to coz it was shite!
Well now I know! And I think if it was a shite town in germany this phrase would be better, coz I pure imagine your first week in prison to go the fastest, everything would be new to you so it would all be exciting. Know whit a mean?