I should be up stalking her, falling in love, getting married, having an affair and selling my story to the paper to make millions. But would I really do that, maybe I would adore her and have her sing me to sleep at night, long as she didnt whip her tootsies oot every time and gadze me oot. I'd make her wear 5 pairs of socks to make sure she never got them out. Or maybe I could just get over the fact I hate feet and develop a foot fetish just for her.
The weddings due soon.
Lets just imagine. Look how happy we look.
1 comment:
i fucking hate diana vickers
although youd make a good couple
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