Pigeons Are Moshers

Standing in central station I came to realise that pigeons must walk around with tiny headphones in listening to banging tunes. The way they walk about, it's like they're headbanging or something, or maybe a wee bit of hip hop on the go, just their wee heed bobbin' up n doon. Next time you see one just imagine it walking about to a wee tune you would usually nod yer head to.
On that note I'd also like to add the fact that pigeons have turned on me, I used to not mind them but they've started viciously attacking me. I think they maybe want revenge on me 'cause I used to chase them when I was wee and I actually hit a couple a few times, they've got wise to me. I'm going to write a movie script about a group of pigeons that start attacking and killing everyone 'cause noones ever made a movie like that before.
Here's a little picture I made of how I think pigeons will walk about in the near future.