When folk go, "awwww man, I was soooo fucked last night. I need tae stoap drinking!"
Naw, naw ye fucking don't. Whit ye need tae dae! Is go get mare fucking bevvy and tan that, and then when ye say ye need to stoap drinking again, naw dae ye fuck, go get mare bevvy!
Stoap saying ye need tae stop drinking unless yer a fucking serious alky, coz dae ye fuck, yer making yersel sound like an alky which is bad. So dingy that.
Feel free tae say, "awwww man, I was soooo fucked last night." And stop! right there, keep yer mouth shut.
Over 'n' out!
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