Seconds, Minutes and Hours

At 5 in the morning oot ma bin, I came to realise why the minute hand on ma clock is thinner than the hour one. Clearly it gets more exercise having to move every minute where as the hour ones just a lazy bastard who sits aboot dain fuck all half the time. Then you've got the second hand thats a wee health freak or buzzin' on the cane and doesny stoap jumping aboot!