Wednesday, 11 February 2009

My Summer Number One Hit Prediction.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?!
She will normally be spotted outside glasgow central at the exit next to the toilets.
She's always singing songs to sell her copies of big issue.
















By summer '09 I'm betting she's a number one hit. And topping the charts this week is Big Issue Junkie with "What cha gonna do?"
*What cha gon do when you need big issue, what cha gon do when you need big issue, what cha gon do when ye need big issue in the morning!"
Puts a wee cheeser on my face in the morning it really does.
Dunno why she pretneds she's blind although she probs does need that guide stick for when she's smacked oot her tits and cannie see.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

she hangs bout oran mor as well. LOVE HER